India's Obsession with SHIT

Indians are very particular about this topic, oh yes!! to a great extent. We are not ashamed to talk about it, not even in public. In fact I've heard instances where people actually brag about their morning dump. Particularly the design and the size make up for most of the conversation. Also life provides us with enough instances and opportunities of shitting in very unusual places and thus providing me with more "shitty" writing material. A train, for example is a very good place for an interesting shit story. I'll tell you about something I myself experienced.

You must've surely felt "the morning pressure" several times in your life and believe me an Indian railway train with an Indian Style loo is not the place to be, at that time. Its an excruciating task to get a firm position with train violently shaking most of the time. You are lucky if you can find a handle to hold to or else you'll be pretty much stretching out your hands against the walls for support and at the same time trying not to shake so much that the shit might actually land on your feet. When you are finally done and you get up to rejoice your accomplishment you'll probably find that no one else from hereon would be able to accomplish anything in there. But if you come out unscathed you will feel like a warrior coming home from war. I am not at liberty to discuss what was my end result due to graphic nature of the situation.


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