Have...... you met GOD ???

Have you seen the movie "The Man from Earth?", have you heard of people who are trying to become immortal (I recently discovered that someone had tried to become immortal even in CID and it was not long before Dr. Salunkhe and ACP Pradhyuman discovered the secret.......not wonder the series has been running for so long, they are freaking immortal).  Now coming back to the topic........(silence....drum roll......voila) I have met that guy.

Yes you heard right, he is alive and here right in India. It was only by chance that a few people discovered his secret. He is a humble (not really) guy who severely condemns any wrong activities and believes in tit for tat punishments along with abuses which is released from his mouth like an A R Rahman melody (If you don't believe me you an ask the bandra auto rickshaw drivers). He is not really keen to show his powers to the world but his aura alone has got him atleast one beautiful and faithful disciple (in order to protect her safety, we'll call her Chachi). The first indication of his immortality was when he shared with us that he used to own a tortoise which had died due to old age, only recently. He also said that he used to love him when he had just come out of his egg. When we realized that a tortoise usually lives for about a 100-125 years and to own him for that long means he too had to be old.....very old. The moment these words left his mouth he realized his secret was out but he tried to play it cool.

The second sign was when one day out of the blue he thundered on Davil when he heard what devastation his evil powers had caused. It was a Mahabharat moment where imaginary arrows were let out by God and Davil and they clashed with each other with a thunder and an explosion.

The third and final  sign was actually noticed because of a series of  events. Since we are talking about BEIT'11 it has to be regarding football. When we started playing football we hadn't considered taking GOD to play in our team because he looked more like Anil Kumble and we thought he would be better in cricket.....but he proved us all wrong. When he started running on the field it looked more like a "Age-defying act" rather than a "death-defying act" like we usually say. He seemed to be everywhere on the field. Looking at his feat someone mentioned that it looked almost "divine" and truly divine it was because till then we didn't know that we had GOD on our side. It was only fitting that he scored the only goal for BEIT'11 and in the post celebration he actually flew for a few seconds but people failed to notice that because everyone was finding it difficult to digest the fact that we had scored.

GOD had only one limitation that he could grant only one wish per day. Incidentally on the day of our final match even Manchester United had a do-or-die  match and he thought it better to grant them their wish for a victory. Needless to say....we lost.

People live an entire lifetime without even thinking of the possibility of finding peace. We actually found GOD...that doesn't mean that we found peace though. The only species who weren't affected by GOD's powers were 'female human beings' and so the rest of the team has stopped praying to him because he wouldn't...no...he couldn't fulfil our wishes.

ZINDAGI ABHI BHI PYAARI HAIN,

SAPNE ABHI BHI JAARI HAIN,

LADKI MILE NA MILE,

GOD SE ABHI BHI HUMAARI YAARI HAIN.