Keeping It Down

When you see about 15 people laugh for no reason They don't care for the time nor the season When one amongst them gets constantly teased And all the others look pleased When they discuss football on a strategic level But can't properly kick even a pebble When the same ghisa-pita jokes are received with an applause suddenly they abuse each other without any cause When one man is blamed for all the worldly disasters And his neighbours thigh is in plasters When one is solving dangerous crimes and his neighbour is trying to get his portfolio in the Times When one is blessing people as if he were God And his neighbour is trying to prove his love is not fraud When all one guy is thinking is about his wife And the others are complaining why there isn't a girl in their life When the guys educate the girls about sex And get a response, "then what next?" This is when you know BEIT2011 is on the go !!!

Have you seen the movie "The Man from Earth?", have you heard of people who are trying to become immortal (I recently discovered that someone had tried to become immortal even in CID and it was not long before Dr. Salunkhe and ACP Pradhyuman discovered the secret.......not wonder the series has been running for so long, they are freaking immortal).   Now coming back to the topic........(silence....drum roll......voila) I have met that guy. Yes you heard right, he is alive and here right in India. It was only by chance that a few people discovered his secret. He is a humble (not really) guy who severely condemns any wrong activities and believes in tit for tat punishments along with abuses which is released from his mouth like an A R Rahman melody (If you don't believe me you an ask the bandra auto rickshaw drivers). He is not really keen to show his powers to the world but his aura alone has got him atleast one beautiful and faithful disciple (in order to protec

                                  He is the man who has sworn to bring love i.e women into the lives of his teammates from the "Best Football Team". He is prepared to dive headfirst in order to save his friends from the long term jinx of being single.                                   The 'Best Football Team' on their first professional appearance had taken the football world by storm when they held the reigning champs (no they weren't) to a draw. This hurt the rival team so much that they cursed my team players that they would remain single forever. The power of this curse was so much that one player broke up with his gf while one turned gay. A few of them who survived this curse did so because there was something extraordinary in their lives. One was God while the other's gf knew karate, so he had no choice but to stay committed.                                    When consulted, 'God' who was on a Mexico trip at that time responded through his

Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being Single has left you outclassed Then out of the blue your phone rings A girl, wow, its like Red Bull just gave you wings. Lengthy conversations take your time Just wrote this line to make it rhyme Likes and dislike of your Goddess are known Every minute, pigeons, with whatsapp msgs tied to their legs, are flown You meet her for coffee, you pay the bill The exhilaration makes you feel that you just climbed a hill Your mind is filled with a beautiful dream Not like the nightmare which make you scream You end up getting married and live a happy life You are so lucky you got an amazing wife A wife who wakes you up with the morning tea How more happy can you be Then the alarm rings, you wake up Your heart skips a beat as you see the empty cup Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being single has left you where you are.

You may have heard about Dr.Who a legend in the TV circles, but there are much better and much wackier docs out there..... in the real world. Dr Hoo or Dr Winnie the Pooh is one such nutcase. A female doc who, in no ways by her actions or words, justifies her gender. Her height too perhaps complements her excessive talking abilities. It is not usually a good thing for a girl to be the tallest human in class, that too in India. Not just in one class, probably every class she took which earned her the nickname "lambi" and no its not glamorous or sweet like "bambi". Dr. Hoo as a child was brilliant in studies, to the point of being called a "nerd". Though on personal experience about her attitude she could've been named "Bookworm Bitch" but I believe that title's  already been claimed by another website more popular than FB I think. Her classmates thought she would probably take up wrestling and show them how to break bones. She surprised

This isn't some film by utv movie or Yrf starring some actors who don't have a clue bout 'jasoosi'. This is d real deal guys. He is d inspiration behind TV series Byomkesh Bakshi and Sherlock Holmes. The TV series were named Byomkesh Yadav and Sherlockva Sharma, but in order to protect his identity the characters had to be given names that don't lead back to him. He has many a names, many disguises that he used to gain info bout a criminal n put him behind bars. Most of the culprits are waiters at dance bars but he had to move to Hyderabad since d closure of dance bars in Mumbai. Even in his childhood Babua knew he was different. He knew he was destined to fly high. He has been working on them damn 'wings' ever since, but all in vain. He was a difficult child who was more interested in d outside world rather than at home. Every time he went out of d house, the relief on his parents face was evident n they used to celebrate his every outing. They still