Is It True ???

You may have asked this question several times in your lifetime just to confirm whether what you heard was right. Could you ever imagine these three words would change the life of a man forever. Yes, it did. A man nicknamed "BABE" (like from the pig movie) who was from a middle class family, who could enjoy only the meagre needs of life like a "Bajaj Hunk" and a "Maruti Suzuki Sx4". I mean to say...He is poor.

An avid footballer, he mesmerised the world with his new style of playing which earned him the nickname BHOSADALDO (something God used to constantly call him). He didn't believe in running,  so would play the entire game standing at one place. He made sure no one gave him a pass for which he would have to run. He would immediately sit down on the ground and fake an asthma attack which was pretty convincing. He popularized this technique in a match in which he was down with a terrible illness which has killed milllions in India.......DIARRHOEA. The Supari Talao ground has been since then closed for "renovation" citing concerns of possibility of an epidemic.

   It was during graduation that he found his two soul-mate. Their mutual love and respect grew so fast that within a week you could see both of them on his bike and even his car which played only "Yadav Hits". But Babe found out within a few weeks that his soul-mate couldn't fulfil one of his deepest wishes......bczoz the soul-mate was a guy. This caused him to search for alternative human and non-human (read dolls) options. His next door air-hostess "hideout" was something he discovered out of the blue when he was apparently searching for a "visual treat"  in the sky with his telescope. It was a visual treat alright....just more closer to the earth....about three floors higher.

Though voyeurism is illegal, I'll just shove this off by saying this, "all is fair in love and war (and sex) !!!"

In between all this emotional confusion in his mind, Babe never realized he was slowly falling for a silent girl in class. She wasn't vocally challenged, she was just the silent introvert types. Since he loved to talk, the idea of a girl who listens more than she talks, blew his mind. It was the one-way traffic kinda love where the girl had no idea what was going through Babe's mind. This love grew for 3 years before his 'pain-in-the-ass' buddies decided to play a prank on him which would officially end this unofficial relationship.

The 'silent girl' was told to ask the "three words" to Babe, the reaction to which we didn't expect to turn out this way. The moment he heard this he started sweating, I had never seen him sweat this much even during a football game and I swear I saw his pupils dilate rapidly. The rumour that he may have peed his pants hasn't been proved till date. This was the first time I saw him speechless more due to fear rather than happiness/sadness. Well the situation ended when he made a fool out of himself shouting a loud "NOOO......". That was the end of that love story.

He discovered that the relationship ended even though he didn't do anything. So, he decided that would be his life's motto," Do Nothing". We all thought he would end up ruining his life over this failed love affair but apparently he was hired by a top firm (name withheld for fear of praising the firm too much) for the same motto. Now he is paid close to Rs 900000/-  per annum to do nothing. That may not be entirely true but his friends surely do think that he isn't doing anything because you can find him enjoying a holiday every alternate month. I don't think even the Ambanis get to do that.

If you ever find a "ball" dancer riding something that looks a bull with a skinny (not any more) guy holding him passionately from behind, you should know YOU JUST SAW THE BABE.