Keeping It Down

                                  He is the man who has sworn to bring love i.e women into the lives of his teammates from the "Best Football Team". He is prepared to dive headfirst in order to save his friends from the long term jinx of being single.                                   The 'Best Football Team' on their first professional appearance had taken the football world by storm when they held the reigning champs (no they weren't) to a draw. This hurt the rival team so much that they cursed my team players that they would remain single forever. The power of this curse was so much that one player broke up with his gf while one turned gay. A few of them wh...

Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being Single has left you outclassed Then out of the blue your phone rings A girl, wow, its like Red Bull just gave you wings. Lengthy conversations take your time Just wrote this line to make it rhyme Likes and dislike of your Goddess are known Every minute, pigeons, with whatsapp msgs tied to their legs, are flown You meet her for coffee, you pay the bill The exhilaration makes you feel that you just climbed a hill Your mind is filled with a beautiful dream Not like the nightmare which make you scream You end up getting married and live a happy life You are so lucky you got an amazing wife A wife who wakes you up with the morning tea How more happy can you be Then the alarm rings, you wake up Your heart skips a beat as you see the empty cup Another hour, another month, another year has passed Being single has left you where you are.

You may have heard about Dr.Who a legend in the TV circles, but there are much better and much wackier docs out there..... in the real world. Dr Hoo or Dr Winnie the Pooh is one such nutcase. A female doc who, in no ways by her actions or words, justifies her gender. Her height too perhaps complements her excessive talking abilities. It is not usually a good thing for a girl to be the tallest human in class, that too in India. Not just in one class, probably every class she took which earned her the nickname "lambi" and no its not glamorous or sweet like "bambi". Dr. Hoo as a child was brilliant in studies, to the point of being called a "nerd". Though on personal experience about her attitude she could've been named "Bookworm Bitch" but I believe that title's  already been claimed by another website more popular than FB I think. Her classmates thought she would probably take up wrestling and show them how to break bones. She surprised...